Valentine's Day Special - Hindi Jokes

Valentine's Day Special

1.
Premi:- tum pyaar ko chunogi ya paise ko?

Premika:- paise wale pyaar ko.


2.
Premika:- tum to bas kaam main lage rahte ho.tumhe meri koi parwaah nahin.

Premi:- sach keh rahi ho.pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahin karte


3.
Premi:- darling, aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe.

Premika:- to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?


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Premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya

Premika :- mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye.

Premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao.

kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa

kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa

Pati – “meri patni gum ho gai hai … !

Postmaster – “andhaa hai kya ? … ye Post Office hai, police station jaa na  ?”

Pati – “kyaa karoon, khushi ke maare kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa ki kidhar jaauun ???”

Patni ka Shastra-Poojan

Patni ka Shastra-Poojan

Patni apni jeebh par kumkum chaawal aadi lagaa rahii thii.

Pati ne hairaani se poochha – “ye kya kar rahi ho …. ?”

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Patni – “Jaanate nahi aaj Dashahara hai …. Shastra-Poojan kar rahi huun … !!!”

Bhikaari Ki Girlfriend

Bhikaari Ki Girlfriend

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.

Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa
     

Phone per dhamkiya

Phone per dhamkiya

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

Conductor ki shadi

Conductor ki shadi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baith Gayi

To Dulha bola : Thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
     

Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Sardaar Ka Sapna

Sardaar Ka Sapna

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

Do din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Santa Ist Date

Santa Ist Date :

Santa apni girlfrnd k saath 1st date pe gaya

Santa : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.

Santa Aur Shadhu

Santa Aur Shadhu

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu